This week's top 10 is the top 10 reasons why I am not cool anymore.
I admit it I am not even aware of what people use in place of cool today. Our student ministries pastor tells me it could be the word light. So perhaps the top 10 reasons I am not light would be a better title. But then the list would be populated with things like Oreos, popcorn and fried food.
10. I have a cheap MP3 player and not an ipod
9. My hairstyle is called “wash-n-wear”
8. Been there done that
7. My primary shopping destination is Walmart
6. My shoe brand is Dr. Scholls (bet you didn’t know they made shoes!)
5. I prefer to be in bed by 10:00 p.m.
4. I like music from the 1980s and 90s and can’t really tell you who is in the top 10 right now
3. While I may look better in contacts glasses are so much easier for me so comfort over style
2. I don’t own a Mac
1. I really don't want to be cool anymore. Maybe I am cool though becasue I dont' care!
No one won the $5 Starbucks card for getting this one right. Nice guesses though!
3 comments:
And the number one reason is ...You still watch David Letterman for his top ten lists!
You do not have that "metro" style..you like to say it anyway!
You see students wearing the styles you wore in high school!
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